The Best Tinder Bios & Pickup Lines from Reddit in 2023

Introduction

If you're looking for some truly witty tinder bios & opening lines, you've come to the right place. In this blog post, we will be sharing some of the best tinder bios and pickup lines shared on Reddit. We'll also be discussing why they work and giving tips on how to use them properly.

Note: This post has been updated for 2023. 🎉

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How We Research 🔍

Besides being active redditors for over 8 years, we also have a business that optimizes our clients' Tinder profiles. We use techniques such as shooting high-converting photos & writing custom conversion-focused bios to get our clients more matches. We're huge nerds when it comes to data & profile optimization.

Our research is a mix of digging through reddit to find golden nuggets of info, consulting with professional dating coaches (such as Kimberly Hill), and testing/optimizing our own clients' profiles.

The 10 Best Tinder Bios on Reddit

Here are 10 of the funniest, most original tinder bios for both Men and Women, sourced completely from reddit. We've compiled a mix of profile styles - from cute and witty, to dirty and suggestive.

1. The Ultimate Inspirational Quote

They say you miss 100% of an apple a day if you kill two birds with water under the bridge. I'd rather sink than swim in the hearts and minds of the grave men and women who serve our breakfast sausage links to the past. A bird in the hand is worth a penny for your thoughts. The pen is mightier than the early bird if you can lead a horse to water.

P.S. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Why It Works: This long-winded paragraph is a great bio for Tinder because it's a play on words from a popular yet cheesy trope, which is using motivational quotes on your tinder profile. This bio can work for both guys and girls as it's funny and doesn't take itself too seriously. It also shows that the person is intelligent and creative.

2. Two Reasons Tinder Bio

Two reasons to date me:
1 - Because you'd be the good looking one
2 - Please

Why It Works: This was one of the more popular posts found on Reddit. This simple yet effective Tinder bio for guys is great because it uses self-deprecating humor to ease tensions. It shows that you don't take yourself too seriously and that you don't mind poking fun at yourself.

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3. 5-Star Tinder Profile Template

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "A perfect gentleman"
- Anonymous Tinder Woman

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies."
- Anonymous Tinder Woman

⭐️ "Stop asking me to review you weirdo"
- Anonymous Tinder Woman

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "So sweet."
- Mark's Mum

Why It Works: This Tinder bio stands out from the rest because of it's originality and effective use of emoji's and spacing. This tinder profile will immediately stand out from the rest and make potential matches want to read all the way through.

4. Funny / Sexy Tinder Bio (slightly NSFW)

I got a B+ in human sexuality in college, so let's just say I know my way around a...
*checks poorly scribbled notes*
Cliboris.

Why It Works: This Tinder profile bio starts off sexual but turns funny/cheesy near the end. It's self-deprecating without being over the top. It's great tongue-in-cheek humor and worth testing on your profile.

5. Cheeky Tinder Bio for Women

Let's think about this. We meet up and have a great time, we date for a year then get married, have 2 kids then 5 years down the road we start fighting, both turn to alcohol, get a divorce and the kids are unhappy.

OR we meet up and have a good time, hook up, you pull out and I do the walk of shame and never see you again.

Just think of the kids. 🤔

Why It Works: This rollercoaster is not only fun to read, but it clearly communicates their intentions in a fun and playful way. Ladies, test out this bio if you're looking for more hookups and see what kind of responses you get. This was definitely voted as one of the most popular posts in our research.

6. The Self-Deprecating Tinder Bio

Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste. It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.

Why It Works: Okay, I'm not going to lie, when I read this one I chuckled harder than I thought I would. The reason this tinder profile is effective is because it's funny, original and slightly self-deprecating.  

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7. Tinder Bio for Guys Over 30 (NSFW)

To the girls over 30: I'm an anesthesiologist looking to start a family.
To the girls under 30: I'm hung and breed labrador puppies.

Why It Works: This polarizing Tinder profile is funny, self-aware and original. This type of bio is not for everyone, but if you're a confident guy who's willing to roll the dice this ridiculous bio might be worth a try.

8. Future Tinder Profile

It is imperative that you read this.

I am your husband from the year 2050. After a tragic accident claims your life, I was filled with an impossible amount of grief. Using all my funds and resources, I have built the world's first time machine in an attempt to save your life. In order to keep the natural timeline intact, we must match on Tinder in 2023. I hope you do the right thing - for yourself and the fate of the universe.

PS Send nudes.

Why It Works: This bio from Reddit works because it's engaging, funny and story-driven. As a guy, just know that your potential matches might think you're more on the nerdy side - but the slightly NSFW ending may redeem you.

9. NSFW Tinder Bio (for Girls)

If you can't handle me at my worst I really commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries for yourself.
I take myself very seriously and you should, too. Skills include: giving head and completing entire games of monopoly.

Why It Works: This hilarious Tinder bio starts by poking fun at a cliche (and overused) life quote and ends with a subtle sexual skills reference. It takes a fair amount of confidence to use a bio like this but those who do might be surprised at the results. Can you see why it was voted as one of the most popular posts in the /Tinder subreddit?

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10. Funny Tinder Bio (for Guys)

Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action.
Just kidding. Single. 3 tamagotchi's. Looking for someone to bring to family events so they'll stop thinking something's wrong with me.

Why It Works: This Tinder profile starts with the shock value and ends with next-level, self-deprecating humor. It immediately grabbed our attention and made us laugh more than most other bio templates.

The 10 Best Tinder Pickup Lines

So you've landed a match - awesome, broski! Before you pop the champagne and celebrate, you need to take the next step...  messaging your new match on Tinder. But how do you follow up from such a ridiculously awesome bio?

Don't fret! We've searched Reddit for the best Tinder pickup lines that can take things to a whole other level. Here are some of the best Tinder pick up lines and openers from Reddit users. Warning: Some of these are a little NSFW. 😉

1. Emoji Tinder Pickup Line

This is how I’d describe you in three emojis:
🥵🪩🍉

Why It Works: This simple Tinder pickup line (which works equally well for both men and women) is surprisingly effective if you customize it for each person. People LOVE knowing that you're putting in the effort to send them something original and tailored to them.

By default the emojis most guys use would be 🔥, 🥵 or 🤤... but be sure to add other emojis that are relevant to your match. If they're a dancer, add 💃. If they play the violin, add 🎻. The last emoji should be something creative that they wouldn't immediately guess (like a 🌙 or ⚙️) which will make them message back saying "What's the last emoji mean?".

Bonus: After this initial exchange, you can challenge them to describe you in emojis. Just remember to keep it playful and fun with your responses.  

2. Titanic Tinder Pick up Line

⛴ Titanic.
... Sorry, that was a horrible ice breaker.

Why It Works: This self-aware opening line ticks many boxes. It's funny, cheesy, dark & meta (it's literally a joke about breaking the ice). We've seen this used many times with success, especially if your match hasn't seen this one yet.

3. Cheesy Pick-Up Line Options

Cheesy pick-up line, gif war or blind date?

Why It Works: This pick up line is only 8 words long, but immediately puts the ball in their court to volley back to you. If they say "Cheesy pick-up line" then send them another one from this list. If they say "gif war" then you've found yourself a keeper. If they say "blind date" then they're probably adventurous and don't mind getting right to business. We've seen all three responses, so don't be afraid to try this one!

4. Meme Pickup Line

Are you a meme? Because I'd like to show you to my friends and hope they like you as much as I do.

Why It Works: It's simple, cute, and will probably make your match blush.

5. Cute Pick Up Line for Tinder

If your body were poetry I would read you in braille.

Why It Works: It's simple, sweet, sensual, and suggestive. A winning combo.

6. Spotify Tinder Opener

I’m gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the ‘Hottest Singles of the Week’ list.

Why It Works: It's cute, funny and sweet. The trifecta!

7. BTS Pickup Line

Hey girl, are you a bts song? Cuz I would never play you.

Why It Works: This Tinder opener works because it's dead simple but actually funny.

8. Cheeky Pick-up Line (NSFW)

Hey girl wanna come back to my place and watch porn on my mirror?

Why It Works: If you're mostly looking for hookups on Tinder, give this tinder pickup line a try. It works because it's direct and witty, and it takes a few seconds to click. But once they get it, there's a good chance you'll get a "😏" response.

9. Alphabet Pick Up Line (NSFW)

Can I sing my ABC's to you?
I give you an A, because you're Awesome.
B, because you're Beautiful.
C, because you're Confident.
And I'll give you a D, because you deserve it.

Why It Works: Again, I would only use this bio template if you lean on the confident side and are specifically looking for hookups. These types of openers, while funny, can turn off a lot of really amazing women who aren't looking for hookups.

10. Dirty Tinder Opener (NSFW)

I was gonna call you beautiful but beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet 🤔

Why It Works: Rounding out the list of top Reddit Tinder pickup lines is this short & suggestive gem for guys. The same disclaimer applies from above - only use this if you're specifically looking for hookups.

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Tinder Advice from Women on Reddit

Girls on tinder, what do you look for in a guy's bio?

This reddit thread posted in the /r/AskWomen subreddit received very interesting perspectives on what guys should include in their Tinder profiles. Some of the advice included having a good sense of humor, avoiding listing your dealbreakers and how they're willing to look past a bad bio if the photos are good enough.

• Source: /r/AskWomen, reddit.com
  

Best Tinder bio for a guy?

There was an interesting thread in the /r/CallHerDaddy subreddit (a community for the Call Her Daddy podcast by Alex Cooper). While answers were mixed, the top two comments advised skipping the bio altogether and linking to your Instagram instead.

• Source: /r/CallHerDaddy, reddit.com
  

Ladies, what do you look for in a guy's bio when you're on Tinder?  

This post in the /r/Dating_Advice subreddit has +450 comments from women giving their advice on what you should include (and skip) on your Tinder Bio. Some of the popular posts in this community include tips about being brutally honest and having a sense of humor.

• Source: /r/Dating_Advice, reddit.com
  

Tinder Advice from Men on Reddit

Any guys successful on tinder mind sharing their profile with us?

Several guys in the /r/Seduction subreddit shared their most effective Tinder Bios, One-Liners and Opening Lines in this thread, which now has over 150+ comments. The Tinder profiles range from clever to straight up ridiculous.

• Source: /r/Seduction, reddit.com

What are some non-cringe Tinder bios that I can steal?

This thread from the /r/redscarepod subreddit has over +90 comments about Tinder Bios and profile templates. The top-voted comment recommends using a Jim/Pam reference (from the office) to get more matches.

• Source: /r/redscarepod, reddit.com
  

The Worst Tinder Profiles on Reddit

If you're looking for advice on what not to do on Tinder, check out these two profiles. They break all the rules when it comes to Tinder Bios and both ended up going viral (for all the wrong reasons).

• Example #1: Chad Won't Settle for Anything Less - This is one of the cringiest profiles in recent memory. Chad has a laundry list of non-negotiable requirements in areas such as hair color, height, availability, how often she visits the gym, career aspirations & more. Our advice? Don't be a chad.
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• Example #2: Girls Must Be at LEAST  8.5/10 - This man went viral for all the wrong reasons, and ended up getting plastered on news headlines for his over-the-top profile. Paul, the 41 year-old playboy, was roasted on Reddit and many other website comment sections for claiming "Looks are by FAR a woman's most important asset and any woman that doesn't get that is an idiot!" - Yikes.
  

Frequently Asked Questions

How important is it to have a Tinder bio?

While a bio is not necessary to have on your Tinder profile, it can certainly help you stand out from the rest of the pack.  Having a witty, well-crafted bio can help convince people to match with you, especially if your photos aren't the greatest.

However, this answer will change depending on where you ask it on Reddit. For example, the two top comments in this thread recommend skipping the bio completely and linking your Instagram feed instead.

Our Recommendation: We recommend using the bio to let your personality shine and communicate key points about yourself. It might just be the thing that convinces the person on the other side to swipe right - especially if your photos aren't great.

Should guys put their height in a Tinder bio?

According to Reddit, you should only include your height in your Tinder Bio if you're over 6 feet tall. Reddit had a mixed response to this question, but the majority of people agreed that if you're under 6', then listing your height can actually hurt your chances of matching.

What should I put on my Tinder bio if I want to hook up?

If you're looking to hook up on Tinder, the recommendation according to reddit is to have a funny yet suggestive bio. This way you're setting your intentions from the very beginning and your matches shouldn't be shocked when you continue in this direction.

Where can I find Tinder bios on Reddit?

There are several communities on Reddit that share tinder bio examples, including:

• r/TinderBios - (8.4k members)
• /r/Seduction - (708k members)
• /r/Dating_Advice - (4 million members)
• r/Tinder - (5.4 million members)
  

Can I use a tinder bio template from Reddit?

Yes, you can certainly use tinder bio templates from Reddit. However, we recommend tailoring them to your own personality and needs.

A tinder bio template should be used as a starting point, not the endpoint.

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Conclusion

As you can see, there are a lot of tips and examples when it comes to tinder bios on Reddit. Whether you're looking for funny tinder bios or tinder bio tips, there's something for everyone.

Just remember, a tinder bio should be used as a starting point - not the endpoint. Be sure to tailor it to your own personality and needs. And most importantly, don't be a chad.

Happy swiping!

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